May 1, 2012
Dear Reader,
Welcome to Goatwater, Series #2, entitled "Cracked Figurines." The title of this Page is "Woolly,, Unwise Animal." You will find a transcript the end of this letter. Make sure you zoom in to see the lettering and/or read the transcript below. I will post Goatwater 2, page 5 on Tuesday, May 8th.
Also introducing, Goatwaterstrip - single panel Goatwater comics in black and white, much like you'd find in a newspaper. I create most of these with pen, pencil, ink and sometimes black and white paint. Every Tuesday you can continue to expect a full color painting from the Goatwater series plus most weeks I'll add one or two Goatwaterstrips in black and white. Please contact me if you have any questions about original Goatwater drawings or paintings for sale as well as signed reproductions. Thank you for all of your support and I look forward to continuing this Goatwater journey with you in new and interesting ways.
Now please go check out Goatwaterstrip. I've posted the first two pages. You'll find a longer explanation beneath the first page.
Remember, if you don't dream any other day of the week, dream with me on Tuesdays.
You can now link to the Table of Contents on every page. Click here to start at the beginning of this webcomic. Have a great week and remember that Goatwater is updated every Tuesday. Email any questions or comments to bassacards(at) yahoo.com.
If this is your first time visiting this site, or you are a regular reader, email me at the address above if you want me to add you to my mailing list so that I can send you an email reminder, every Tuesday, when I’ve added the new page. No spam, and I will not share your email with anybody else, just the link to the new page and some update information, if I have any. And feel free to let me know, at any time, if you want to stop receiving the weekly emails. Thank you for your support!
Goatwater-2 - Page 4 - Transcript - Woolly, Unwise Animal
Headmaster
Officer! Hey Baby! How’s that hard, massive head of yours hanging these days? Illegal operation?! What? These bright, elevated heads are 43% synthetic, and raised, Mr. Rudy Poo, in your honor. Felony?! Pah! Science donated me this heathen head I sit on so that I may study the carnival culture of the cranium, in particular the mysterious and controversial frontal lobe. It’s quite a SIT! Has yours been measured and inspected? I would treasure the dishonor. But Officer, what’s the matter? The Octaroon is a suspect in a serious crime? You want me to get a hold of her head? Why, but Officer, that would be unethical. She’s a missionary and a virgin, after all. Do you know how difficult a head like that is to penetrate? Have a heart, Offisaurus cranium maximus. The woman wears a veil! I don’t care for heads with veils. Masks I can tolerate, but veils make me sweat. Don’t bring her in here! I know my rights. I’ll call in the army if you do! Unless – well, let’s negotiate. Come closer to me, Officer. That’s it. I won’t hurt you, heathen. Ah yes. I say, Ho-Ho to the inelegance and rough texture of your thoughts. Wait a minute now. This awful hat is your hair? Woolly, unwise animal, I love it! Full disclosure: I’ve always been fascinated by the mind of the Octaroon-criminal as it’s been well documented that they are wholly responsible for an eighth of the world’s crimes. Now, tell me Officer, what in the name of head did she do?
Dear Reader,
Welcome to Goatwater, Series #2, entitled "Cracked Figurines." The title of this Page is "Woolly,, Unwise Animal." You will find a transcript the end of this letter. Make sure you zoom in to see the lettering and/or read the transcript below. I will post Goatwater 2, page 5 on Tuesday, May 8th.
Also introducing, Goatwaterstrip - single panel Goatwater comics in black and white, much like you'd find in a newspaper. I create most of these with pen, pencil, ink and sometimes black and white paint. Every Tuesday you can continue to expect a full color painting from the Goatwater series plus most weeks I'll add one or two Goatwaterstrips in black and white. Please contact me if you have any questions about original Goatwater drawings or paintings for sale as well as signed reproductions. Thank you for all of your support and I look forward to continuing this Goatwater journey with you in new and interesting ways.
Now please go check out Goatwaterstrip. I've posted the first two pages. You'll find a longer explanation beneath the first page.
Remember, if you don't dream any other day of the week, dream with me on Tuesdays.
You can now link to the Table of Contents on every page. Click here to start at the beginning of this webcomic. Have a great week and remember that Goatwater is updated every Tuesday. Email any questions or comments to bassacards(at) yahoo.com.
If this is your first time visiting this site, or you are a regular reader, email me at the address above if you want me to add you to my mailing list so that I can send you an email reminder, every Tuesday, when I’ve added the new page. No spam, and I will not share your email with anybody else, just the link to the new page and some update information, if I have any. And feel free to let me know, at any time, if you want to stop receiving the weekly emails. Thank you for your support!
Goatwater-2 - Page 4 - Transcript - Woolly, Unwise Animal
Headmaster
Officer! Hey Baby! How’s that hard, massive head of yours hanging these days? Illegal operation?! What? These bright, elevated heads are 43% synthetic, and raised, Mr. Rudy Poo, in your honor. Felony?! Pah! Science donated me this heathen head I sit on so that I may study the carnival culture of the cranium, in particular the mysterious and controversial frontal lobe. It’s quite a SIT! Has yours been measured and inspected? I would treasure the dishonor. But Officer, what’s the matter? The Octaroon is a suspect in a serious crime? You want me to get a hold of her head? Why, but Officer, that would be unethical. She’s a missionary and a virgin, after all. Do you know how difficult a head like that is to penetrate? Have a heart, Offisaurus cranium maximus. The woman wears a veil! I don’t care for heads with veils. Masks I can tolerate, but veils make me sweat. Don’t bring her in here! I know my rights. I’ll call in the army if you do! Unless – well, let’s negotiate. Come closer to me, Officer. That’s it. I won’t hurt you, heathen. Ah yes. I say, Ho-Ho to the inelegance and rough texture of your thoughts. Wait a minute now. This awful hat is your hair? Woolly, unwise animal, I love it! Full disclosure: I’ve always been fascinated by the mind of the Octaroon-criminal as it’s been well documented that they are wholly responsible for an eighth of the world’s crimes. Now, tell me Officer, what in the name of head did she do?
Goatwater
Copyright 2011-2012
words and images by:
Tiffany Osedra Miller
all rights reserved.
Copyright 2011-2012
words and images by:
Tiffany Osedra Miller
all rights reserved.
**scroll down to read the transcript to series 2, page 4**
Also Introducing,.Goatwaterstrip.