July 10, 2012
Goatwater, Series 2:
CRACKED FIGURINES - PAGE 11- Introducing Delilah
Boombox
(music)
What?! You say you no longer third world,
Cuz you six world?
Brotha, how you mean?
And why you ain’t busy dismantlin’ the machine?
You running after yellowtail
Instead of marching for your Queen?
Ain’ no wonder that you call
Yourself a cracked figurine.
Delilah
Yeah, man I hated homeroom, too! Father Shamus was a Tool! I also had him for history. Do you remember that holy rollin’ heifer who sat in the second seat in the front row and who always wore her hair braided? Check it. That bitch tried to pull some – Oops, turn that ghetto shit off, Bruh, and stop smiling. The Tourists are coming over here and they’ve got cameras. I’ll handle this one. And no, I’m not fixin’ to chant down Babylon, Homie. Just pull back and be easy. What’s up, Tourists! Yes, you are witnessing attitude. Haha! What are my dreams for myself now that I’ve like graduated? Well, I still have a couple more hospitality classes, but my dreams are like what they’ve always been, which is to become a productive member of society. So no streetwalking for me! While I’m working on the lyrics to my solo album entitled, “The Sixth World Story,” I intend to end poverty and emphasize education. Find a cure for like everything especially Vertigo, Sadness and the Monster. I will help people to live in like nice, affordable houses and not ones made out of shit – I mean, poo-poo or mud. And I will end the Genocide on Drugs by confiscating every body’s nickel bag with the help of my boy, Itello, over here. And I’d send everybody to one church: The Church Of Grudging Forgiveness And Eventual Love. Amen. Not gonna curtsy but thanks for stopping by. We’re off to go eat lunch – probably at Burger King!
July 10, 2012
Dear Reader,
If you don't dream any other day of the week, dream with me on Tuesdays.
Welcome to Goatwater, Series #2, entitled "Cracked Figurines." The title of this Page is "Introducing Delilah." I will post Goatwater 2, page 11 on Tuesday, July 17th. {UPDATE (7/17/12): I will post Goatwater, Page 12 on 7/24/12} Here's a link to the latest Goatwaterstrip.
Goatwaterstrip - single panel Goatwater comics in black and white, much like you'd find in a newspaper. I create most of these with pen, pencil, ink and sometimes black and white paint. Every Tuesday you can continue to expect a full color painting from the Goatwater series plus most weeks I'll add one or two Goatwaterstrips. Please contact me if you have any questions about original Goatwater drawings or paintings for sale as well as signed reproductions. Thank you for all of your support and I look forward to continuing this Goatwater journey with you in new and interesting ways.
You can now link to the Table of Contents on every page. Click here to start at the beginning of this webcomic. Have a great week and remember that Goatwater is updated every Tuesday. Email any questions or comments to bassacards(at) yahoo.com.
If this is your first time visiting this site, or you are a regular reader, email me at the address above if you want me to add you to my mailing list so that I can send you an email reminder, every Tuesday, when I’ve added the new page. No spam, and I will not share your email with anybody else, just the link to the new page and some update information, if I have any. And feel free to let me know, at any time, if you want to stop receiving the weekly emails. Thank you for your support!
Goatwater, Series 2:
CRACKED FIGURINES - PAGE 11- Introducing Delilah
Boombox
(music)
What?! You say you no longer third world,
Cuz you six world?
Brotha, how you mean?
And why you ain’t busy dismantlin’ the machine?
You running after yellowtail
Instead of marching for your Queen?
Ain’ no wonder that you call
Yourself a cracked figurine.
Delilah
Yeah, man I hated homeroom, too! Father Shamus was a Tool! I also had him for history. Do you remember that holy rollin’ heifer who sat in the second seat in the front row and who always wore her hair braided? Check it. That bitch tried to pull some – Oops, turn that ghetto shit off, Bruh, and stop smiling. The Tourists are coming over here and they’ve got cameras. I’ll handle this one. And no, I’m not fixin’ to chant down Babylon, Homie. Just pull back and be easy. What’s up, Tourists! Yes, you are witnessing attitude. Haha! What are my dreams for myself now that I’ve like graduated? Well, I still have a couple more hospitality classes, but my dreams are like what they’ve always been, which is to become a productive member of society. So no streetwalking for me! While I’m working on the lyrics to my solo album entitled, “The Sixth World Story,” I intend to end poverty and emphasize education. Find a cure for like everything especially Vertigo, Sadness and the Monster. I will help people to live in like nice, affordable houses and not ones made out of shit – I mean, poo-poo or mud. And I will end the Genocide on Drugs by confiscating every body’s nickel bag with the help of my boy, Itello, over here. And I’d send everybody to one church: The Church Of Grudging Forgiveness And Eventual Love. Amen. Not gonna curtsy but thanks for stopping by. We’re off to go eat lunch – probably at Burger King!
July 10, 2012
Dear Reader,
If you don't dream any other day of the week, dream with me on Tuesdays.
Welcome to Goatwater, Series #2, entitled "Cracked Figurines." The title of this Page is "Introducing Delilah." I will post Goatwater 2, page 11 on Tuesday, July 17th. {UPDATE (7/17/12): I will post Goatwater, Page 12 on 7/24/12} Here's a link to the latest Goatwaterstrip.
Goatwaterstrip - single panel Goatwater comics in black and white, much like you'd find in a newspaper. I create most of these with pen, pencil, ink and sometimes black and white paint. Every Tuesday you can continue to expect a full color painting from the Goatwater series plus most weeks I'll add one or two Goatwaterstrips. Please contact me if you have any questions about original Goatwater drawings or paintings for sale as well as signed reproductions. Thank you for all of your support and I look forward to continuing this Goatwater journey with you in new and interesting ways.
You can now link to the Table of Contents on every page. Click here to start at the beginning of this webcomic. Have a great week and remember that Goatwater is updated every Tuesday. Email any questions or comments to bassacards(at) yahoo.com.
If this is your first time visiting this site, or you are a regular reader, email me at the address above if you want me to add you to my mailing list so that I can send you an email reminder, every Tuesday, when I’ve added the new page. No spam, and I will not share your email with anybody else, just the link to the new page and some update information, if I have any. And feel free to let me know, at any time, if you want to stop receiving the weekly emails. Thank you for your support!
Goatwater
Copyright 2011-2012
words and images by:
Tiffany Osedra Miller
all rights reserved.
Copyright 2011-2012
words and images by:
Tiffany Osedra Miller
all rights reserved.
** read the transcript to series 2, page *11* below
Goatwaterstrip
(A black and white spin-off of Goatwater.
Scroll down on the page that opens and click on 'Latest')
(A black and white spin-off of Goatwater.
Scroll down on the page that opens and click on 'Latest')
